Here is my teaser,
'The London butchers send us a fat goose and my boys and little Elizabeth and I play cards and I make sure that I lose a silver sixpence to her, and send her to bed thrilled to be a serious gamester. We spend Twelfth Night in sanctuary, and Mother and I compose a play for the children with costumes and masks and enchantments.'
taken from page 143, 'The White Queen' by Philippa Gregory.
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